... If someone thinks you're not, KICK ASS.
hehe I stole this from a couple people on deviant an thought it was right-E O U S....dunno if i spelt that right ._.U BUT STILL!

I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.*

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm an ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.*
*I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.*

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.*
*I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.*
*I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.*
*I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.*
*I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.*

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.*

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.*

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

*I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.*

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

*I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.*
*I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.*

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.

*I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.*

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

*I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.*

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

*I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.*
*I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.*

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.*
*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.*

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

*I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.*

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

*I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.*

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

*I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.*
*I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.*

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

*I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.*

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

*I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.*
*I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.*

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

*I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.*

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.*

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.*
*I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.*

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

*I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.*
*I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.*
*I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.*

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

*I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.*

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

*I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.*

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.*

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

*I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.*

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

*I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.*

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to REN-FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

*I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.*

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

*I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in.*

I move around A LOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.

*I call my friends GOOD LOOKING so I MUST be Lesbian.*
*I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough.*

I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.

*I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST not listen to GOOD MUSIC.*